Me: Hi, I'm new in town and looking for friends. I'm a hand-made, traditional 6.4% dry cider, that is naturally carbonated. I have a light fizz. I taste like apples and sunshine.
You: You are a restaurant, bar or brew pub with a savvy clientele. You are adventurous, outgoing and unafraid to try new things. Your customers are demanding and see the value of hand-crafted local goods. They have a good idea what artisanal means, but choose not to use it in a sentence.
...or you just have a fridge and a license to sell alcohol in the Province of Ontario.
Please contact email@example.com to set up a tasting.